A certified apple lady.

This was a hilarious name to be given to someone. My friend called me "the apple lady" at first I didn't get it but A's he explained it to me, it struck me.
I literally had almost every single gadget apple has launched.

(see the colored ones)

The first ever iPod in blue (bkack&white)
The first ever ipod video
The first ever iPod shuffle
Ipod nano/video 3rd generation
iPod touch/itouch 3rd generation
The first ever iPhone
The first ever iPad

And now the newest addition to my ever growing collection, iPhone 4s and the new iPad three.